[Blanche is explaining why she gets aroused by Santa Claus]Blanche: I can't help it. There's something about a man in a Santa Claus suit that just drives me absolutely crazy! I don't know. Maybe it's-- it's the warmth of all that RED HOT SWEATY flannel, set against the austere coldness of those BLACK PANTHER LEATHER jack boots...OR maybe it's because those rosy cheeks and twinkling eyes bespeak a passion that is about to erupt from a man who just spent a COLD LONELY year cooped up with a pack of dwarfs! I'm not sure. All I know is the sight of a Santa sets my body aflame with unbridled desire!Dorothy: Blanche, you do realize you're in the minority on this?
"Now let's find out who's naughty or nice?"
Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux (née Hollingsworth)
